A conversation between my dad and I last night:

Me: I need the car tomorrow. AHK and I are going somewhere.
Dad: Where are you guys going?
Me: To Glendale.
Dad: You know they have that new mall there called Americana across the street from-
Me: C’mon! Who do you think I am? Just because I was in Utah for a year doesn’t mean I’ve been living under a rock!
Dad: *rolls eyes* Yeah, yeah. *mutters* Loserface.